June 22, 2008

Overheard at the Dubya House



Mr Big Dubya: Honey, I think I broke a toe
Mrs Big Dubya: That sucks.... I don't think there's anything you can do for a broken toe.... unless it's the big toe... they can do something for that.
Mr Big Dubya: Yeah, you are right -- there's nothing they can do for a broken toe
Mrs Big Dubya: Which toe is it?
Mr Big Dubya: The little piggy that had roast beef
Mrs Big Dubya: There really is something wrong with you
Mr Big Dubya: Yeah, I know

2 comments:

Sue said...

Strange that it would just be the piggy that had roast beef toe - not the piggy that went wee wee wee all the way home toe...in my experience anyway!

Aunt P said...

Happy Birthday!

 
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